thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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