they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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