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At least make sure they are 18
Why
"it" just moved
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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