Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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