based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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