meet me or not, i'm out of control
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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