My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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