it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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