I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
