so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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