I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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