He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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