is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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