I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
