Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I touched a dick in church today
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
