She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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