I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?