My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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