he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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