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  the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.

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  given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was

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  i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.

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  When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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• (562): View more from California

  It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice

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• (845): View more from New York

  Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.

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