She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day