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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.

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• (619): View more from California

  My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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• (818): View more from California

  Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times

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• (845): View more from New York

  I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots

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