I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.