She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?