Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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