Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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