your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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