Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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