it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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