Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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