just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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