guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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