Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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