Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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