You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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