I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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