He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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