well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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