giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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