Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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