Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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