i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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