wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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