problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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