my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
21 Women Compare Anal and Vaginal Sex
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her