so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.