am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
tell me about the fingering
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