she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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