Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
