I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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