hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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