Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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