road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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