So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
there was a trapeze. enough said
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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