Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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