For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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