I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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