how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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